Where the food is digested

tennine:

Okay so its not painted, its just kinda uh.. sketched with color. The real reason Loki went batshit take-over-the-universe-mode was cause he was so sick of the guys in the tree branch above him partying too late. Stupid norse party animals.

I mean hey, its legit.

Warning Rant:

 I was really surprised the movies got that much of a following (over the past decade), I read Thor eons ago, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, when comic books shops were a really volatile place for 12 year old girls, and we didnt think seat belts were like.. needed, and I really wasn’t a huge fan of it. I mean, I was TOTALLY into vikings, but I followed it, partially, until my distaste for marvel exploded. Right about the time I learned what they put their staff through. But hey, we got image comics out of it :D

The whole downside to the films is that they’ve brought attention to the comics, comics that people want to read, but cant. Have you tried reading a random issue of just about anything? The huge plot lines that arc several monthly/bi weekly publications over the span of two years are so confusing and hard to get into, that its a real turn off. I’m looking at you, X-men.

Its impossible to get into, unless you have the resources to pick up the past 30 issues (and thats even if you can find them). Its really a shame that they’ve made some fun movies and still continue to alienate your average reader. 

I guess I’d really just like to see the comic book industry update its ways and step forward into the digital age. I’ll be really sad when they go the way of the newspaper and the music industry. And where they leave off, those of you webcomicing are left with the task of picking back up the amazing art of sequential storytelling. 

That being said, I did have fun at the movie, Robert Downey JR really stole the show, and uh, this sketch is for all you gents and gals who love those Loki pics :)

oh oh also: This is the song I listened to while doodling this, I think its mildly appropriate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFKaU8H4v8

dogslug:

kalooeh:

izzeibean:

faggitvekubby:

derphayley:

pwnyta:

mewmewgorawr:

Mel has been known to change shape into an elf. She also is able to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to augment her utility belt that always comes in handy and she has developed all of the powers and talents of a yak. Mel resists opponents wielding a devastating pet scorpion made from fluid and she has mastered the ability to scan the memories of others. She conquers combatants using a magical whip that can force rivals to obey her every command and she has learned to spin like a whirlwind, however she must speak words of power to do so. Mel developed the talent to take control of fish and she wages war with a terrifying dagger. Additionally, she possesses the power to communicate with badgers in any language and she has the power to spit sonic waves from her wings toward a single enemy. Mel can tunnel through solid air, but only when happy. She likewise lords over a swarm of lynxes and she can make cows appear from nowhere. Mel can steal the mental attributes of her foes and use it against them.

Neat.

Erin lords over a assortment of spiders. Additionally, it has the power to take control of snakes and it brandishes an accurate rifle made from crystal. Erin has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all glass with a thought and it wrangles with enemies with a cataclysmic pistol. It has been known to transform gold into fluid, but doing so makes it afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome for ten minutes. Erin has the power to jump to far-off planets and it possesses the power to make duplicates of itself. Terribly, Erin takes harm from exposure to corbomite.

An assortment of SPIDERS and I can transform gold into fluid with Tourettes syndrome.

OK.

Hayley possesses the power to communicate with sloths through a mental link. Additionally, she rides a remarkable surfboard into battle and she lords over a bundle of lynxes, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Hayley has been known to slide through the vacuum of space and she has mastered the ability to copy all powers of her combatants. She is able to steal the weapons of her adversaries and use it against them and she has learned to read the memories of others. Hayley can absorb the damage from poison and redirect it toward any rival close by, but never while concentrating. Tragically, Hayley endures the burden of being afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome.

Jess displays all of the powers and talents of a fish. Also, she has mastered the ability to scan the memories of others and she is able to create illusion out of thin air, however only in shadow. Jess developed the talent to steal all powers of her rivals and use it against them and she has learned to sculpt and mold all rock with a thought. Additionally, she can change shape into a pig. Terribly, Jess suffers from being foolish.

Jennifer can block bullets and deflect them in a field around herself. Additionally, she developed the talent to make duplicates of herself and she has learned to take control of exhaustion and bend it to her will. Jennifer has developed all of the powers and talents of a salamander. Shamefully, Jennifer becomes slimy in the presence of physical matter.

Kalooeh lords over a cluster of dwarves. She has mastered the ability to communicate with elves in any language. Kalooeh has learned to steal any talent of her antagonists and use it against them and she also displays a phenomenal speed, but doing so drains her constitution for ten minutes. She likewise has the power to become invisible and she has inherited an exceptional intelligence, but struggles with being clumsy. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a single attacker, but only when angry. Terribly, Kalooeh is especially vulnerable to fire-based attacks.

Shit, they just gave me a ton of powers :l

Dogslug displays an unheard-of resistance to mental attack, however this power only lasts five minutes at a time. It has been known to become invisible, but only against an owl. Dogslug rides a miraculous tank into battle, but never while performing a series of gestures. Additionally, it possesses the power to spin like a whirlwind and it has mastered the ability to transform any sloth into a fish, but only in bright light. Dogslug can transform any fox into silver and it has learned to copy the weapons of its opponents. Shamefully, Dogslug is deathly afraid of germs.

Staycie lords over a group of snakes. Additionally, she possesses an exceptional vision, however can only do so eight times a day. Staycie conquers combatants with a lethal lasso that also grants an amazing flexibility and she possesses the power to cause her assailants to become kind of an asshole. She likewise wades into combat wielding a magical polearm. Tragically, Staycie is handicapped by being foolish.

suddengroan:

bloodmagik:

shh shh baby, lemmys got you

“but lemmy, fuk every budie”

frogwhocantjump:

chaostearkitsune:

fuzzyblankets:

thepaperplaneofexistence:

starswallower:

frikadeller:

fabricated:

cancerously:

macabrekawaii:

crateshya:

aysiel:

faune:

ninjahito:

gaamariou:

dameggers-came-from-a-fish:

rainbowhouseplant:

glamourkatie:

clockworkalan:

pigtailedrhapsody:

There wasn’t enough characters, so I had to put ‘Bruce Banner’ and ‘The Hulk’ separately. Have fun!

Well… I have babies with Black Widow… HELL YEAH DAT ASS!!!!

I went to prom with Loki

Being stalked by Iron Man.

Share ice cream with Thor. I am squealing with joy. Imagine how that would pan out.

I got into a fight with Loki.

I became the boss of Iron Man

Bound for life to Iron Man. GDI IF ONLY I WAS BORN IN JANUARY

Is actually a sibling of Loki

SCREAMING

Ruling over humans with Iron Man.

I am okay with this so long as Stark’s not an asshole and puts mandates on super heroes and shit.

How can I swap personalities with Iron Man if I am already Tony Stark?

WENT CLUBBING WITH PHIL

LETS FUCKING GO

Hawkeye’s sidekick. uvu Yes this is good.

Started a company with Thor

I wonder what kind of company it is 8Da

Is worshipped by The Hulk.

I will love him and hug him and name him George.

I swapped personalities with the Chitauri.

SORRY GUYS.

I showered together with Phil Coulson…

Ruling over Humans with Loki. I think that’s kind of perfect? :’D

Isolated on an island with Loki.
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH
Though he’d probably kill me. Such is life. 

Got trolled by Capt. America.

luvrly:

-hewastheirfriend:

ericathefallen:

m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell

fucking

yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

GLITTER ON EVERYTHING

Someone alert Ke$ha

I want to do that and just eat it in front of someone and tell them that the glitter tastes fantastic.

godofmischiefandbeards:

I actually posted this before but just for you anon

Chenierrrrrrr. >C